kii-from-hell:

heroineimages:

radiofreederry:

radiofreederry:

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Oh fuck off

Anyway the best opening line to a book is still from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Another favorite is the opener from CS Lewis’s Voyage of the Dawn Treader:

“There was a boy named Eustice Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.”

My vote goes to the House of Leaves:

“This is not for you.”

(via cemeterything)

neil-gaiman:

snafu-of-lesbos:

young me especially would have hated hearing this but networking is literally the most important thing you can do to improve your situation like forget economic barriers to education etc just keep making friends with different people and eventually someone will offer you a hand up just because they dig your vibe and that is exactly all that’s happening when undeserving people surpass you anyway

When I look at how I survived my 20s, it was always helpful friends putting work my way. And often the helpful friends were people I had only known for weeks.